Total Medals Earned: 104 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,385 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (45/150 points)
Medals Earned: 7/19 (145/430 points)
Medals Earned: 15/18 (325/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Discover the backstory.
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Get Crow Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
